{"id":146,"date":"2010-09-29T19:48:22","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T17:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/?p=146"},"modified":"2010-09-29T19:50:11","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T17:50:11","slug":"parking-ticket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/2010\/09\/29\/parking-ticket\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking ticket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I liked this one, got it from a friend:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n Working people frequently ask retired  people what they do to make their days interesting.  Well,  for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went  into a shop.  We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When  we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.   We went up to him and said, &#8220;Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He ignored us and continued writing the  ticket.  I called him a Nazi turd.  He glared at me and  started writing another ticket for having worn tires.  So my  wife called him a sh..-head.  He finished the second ticket  and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote&#8230;   Personally, we didn&#8217;t care.  We came into town by bus  and saw the car had a sarah palin sticker&#8230;  We try to have  a little fun each day now that we&#8217;re retired&#8230;  It&#8217;s  important at our age. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I liked this one, got it from a friend: &#8212; Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152,"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions\/152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dlridings.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}